Short rant

You are the one with horrible jokes.
You are the one who physically hurt people.
You are the one whom I don't really like.

I was just joking by hiding that thing from you, and you took it seriously.
I wasn't taking it seriously when you forced me to accompany you when I wasn't feeling so well.

Chillax. You need to know there's a straight line between my type of joke - and your joke.
A bold line of difference.
A very big difference!