Tomorrow is a new decade.

It freaks me out to think I'll be living in 3 decades - 90s, 00s, and 10s - when I'm only 14. That's odd. And freaky.
But the thing is, tomorrow is a new decade. I should've been thinking about how am I gonna survive another 10 years of life.
Well, the answer is?
I don't know.
I only followed the flow of life.
I'm an idiot, yes I know.

Peace out!

10 Things I can't do in 2009 (niru kak Nana)

I got this idea from sister Nana in her blog.
1. Keep off the computer
2. Go to USA
3. Get fabulous grades
4. Buy Lady Gaga's The Fame Monster: Deluxe Edition
5. Get over my laptop and cellphone incident! Gah.
6. Learn Greek language
7. Naek angkot
8. Find Dina's book
9. Re-format my laptop
10. Revoke my old Neopets account! Holy coconut.

Apaan nih?

Percaya ataupun tidak, saudara-saudara...
Setiap kali aku blog walking ke blog manapun yang punya aplikasi Feedjit (Live Traffic Feed, itu loh, tag kecil yang nunjukin pengunjung blog kamu dari mana aja)...
Pasti aku dituding berasal dari SUKABUMI.
Sukabumi?
Sukabumi?
Sukabumi?
Saya nggak tinggal di Sukabumi wahai admin Feedjit!
Mengapa oh mengapa... (Apaan sih. Lebay.)

Setelah dipikir-pikir...

Layout blog ini kok retarded banget sih? Kayak cewek girly yang suka sama fancy stuffs, which is ironical to the title, I hate fancy names or stuff.
Hanechon kudu ganti layout, tapi udah terlanjur males buat ganti... Fontnya itu lho bo harus coding HTML lagi, harus upload font baru lagi, harus ini-itu lagi...
Ah holy crepe (lagi pengen crepes nih, ada yang rela beliin?).

5 things to do before the end of 2009

I made this widget at MyFlashFetish.com.

1. Download the songs I love
2. Recover my data from the broken Memory Card
3. Finish my stories
4. Finish reading Eragon! I bought this novel like, several days ago, and I have only read it for 475 pages? Please.
5. Look for Dhiya's Deeper. Or, get some money to cover the novel

Nilai Katrolan

HANECHON TERANCAM NGGAK LULUS!
4 nilai di report card Hanechon dibawah 75, dan itu pun hasil katrolan.
Yang menyakitkan hati, salah satunya itu adalah Art.
Ya Allah, Pa Edi! Bapak dendam sama saya? Nilai saya kok dijelekin? Jadi 67 lho! Hanechon yang biasanya Art dapet 90-an, sekarang dapet 67! FREAKING 67!
Mamen, Pak Edi dendam.
Masalahnya, dengan nilai ancur gini, Hanechon terancam nggak boleh ikut UN dan UAS!
Demi apa, Pak Handoyo?
Aku juga disuruh ikut les di rumah Pak Handoyo, yang berlokasi di... Jauh dari rumah lah! Sabtu-Minggu pula!
Ini bakal masuk list akhir tahun 2009 ini.

This week's favorite songs

Music Playlist at MixPod.com

1. Lady Gaga-Monster
2. 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry-Starstrukk
3. Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga-Video Phone
4. Ke$ha-TiK ToK

Uuh, menohok! xD

Yup, sorry lama nggak posting... Lagi males.
Title dari post ini, kenapa "menohok"?
Karena hal berikut:
1. Remedial 8 mata pelajaran(oh, mengiris hati sekali, kawan)
2. Saking banyaknya remedial, jadi ga tau harus yang mana dulu
3. Waktu remedial PTD, kan disuruh bikin kliping, jilid-an aku diketawain... Habis emang aneh sih! Staples kiri-kanan+lakban bening di atas.
4. Komentar Dhiya ke blog ini: Ah, nggak bagus layoutnya... Tapi jelek juga nggak(kira-kira gitu deh, kalo ga salah loh, KALO GA SALAH!).
5. Penohokan kasar Dhiya(lagi) waktu PORAK. Aku mau pinjem novel Freefall, lanjutan dari Deeper, tapi karena Deeper-nya ilang sama aku, Dhiya cuma micingin mata dengan tatapan nggak percaya, "Ah sama Hanechon mah diilangin...". Tertohok lagi!
6. Pulang PORAK hari pertama aku ke Jakarta... Sepupu aku "Sweet Seventeen". Jadilah besoknya telat abis dan nggak ketemu Dhiya(mau minjem Freefall soalnya!)
7. Kemaren malem nonton Final Destination 3, ada adegan orang hatinya tertohok(literally!).

Yah, tidak jelas kan?
Udah lah.
Sign off ihatefancynames-or-stuff.

*Sujud Syukur*

Ulum sudah selesai!
Tapi pekan remedial baru akan dimulai.
Aku remed PPKn sama Matematika, tapi sisanya belom tau. Semoga nggak ada lagi, amin!
Btw, buat pemantapan aku ranking 132 dari 198 murid. Ranking 19 dari 29 murid. Kelas D. Average banget!
Alhamdulillah banget udah selesai... :D

PS: Tadi kita makan-makan gule kambing sebagai perayaan selesainya ulum (Boong deng, sebenernya sih buat hasil kurban doang)!



Makannya diatas "piring" Elle.
Kurang elit gimana coba?
*Yang nggak elit justru makanannya*

Today

I start my day, with a shocking - and stupid - fact: I haven't studied yet.
Today I got three tests.
Biology, Sundanese and Economics.
Okay, seriously, I am stupid for not studying. Ha.
And at school, I just wandering around, looking for Dhiya, or Tiara, or Adzhani. I can't find them! I asked Eddy where is Dhiya (since they're in the same room), she said she haven't seen her yet. Finally, I saw Dhiya walking with Abi, and of course I brutally shook her head and scream, "DHIYA AKU BELOM BELAJAR BIOLOGI HELP!".
And the retarded fact is... We got no kisi-kisi I mean kissy-kissy I mean lattice. I think it's the Bilingual class only who didn't get the lattice since the Regular classes got them. And thanks to Tiara, for stealing Dhiya's biology note book. Now Dina and I can't study. Yeah we're stupid.
For Sundanese, I'm pretty sure I can do it since I'm quite good at Sundanese.
For Economics... I blanked. Of course I blanked, I didn't study at all!
Nuff' said.

Aduh...

Hari ini - well, kemaren sebenernya - aku lagi sebel-sebelnya sama seorang temen. Dia tuh maksain aku buat online MSN, terus aku online aja (yang akhirnya aku malah terjerumus dan main). Nah, udah gitu kan aku awalnya ngobrol-ngobrol ringan aja sama dia, terus dia jadi ada maksa-maksa gitu. Huah. Sebel. Udah gitu, kayaknya orang itu kebanyakan dosa, hasilnya laptop saya hang. Hang bener. Begitu log off MSN langsung bener lagi.
Udah gitu, HP alias hand phone saya yang jadi korban. Sehari sebelum chatting laknat barusan, dia SMS aku. Pas dia SMS, sang HP langsung hang. Terus, aku matiin. Dinyalain lagi. Begitu aku liat, astaga...
Lagu-lagu (ada 200 lebih), SMS penting (yang isinya ada dari temen, dari ortu, penting, ga penting), foto (yang mana ada foto bule ganteng sekali dapet di Bromo) dll datanya RUSAK semua!
Tuh orang kebanyakan dosa apa!?
Huah, nanti aku mau do'a, semoga kartu memorinya bisa diperbaiki lagi...

Today

Is the English language exam and the Religion exam.
Since I haven't learned anything yet, I just totally blanked in the test, staring at the paper, feeling stupid.
And regretful.
But now, I'm writing this shit stuff again.
I should study now, or else I'll got bad grades, yeah, fucking retarded grades.
But, tomorrow is Indonesian language and Art, so I'm pretty sure its gonna be easy... In my dreams! Indonesian is the HARDEST(no, not really) and for Art, we have to memorize the name of a painting, the -ism, the painter's name, and stuff.
What the hell~?

School activities

Tomorrow will be my 5th term end test, starts from tomorrow until next Thursday (03-11 December 2009).
Soon after that, in 14-15 December, there will be a remedial activity, which I'm pretty sure I'll be attending in a lot of classes.
16-17 December will be inter-class sporting events. Ah, good times. Good times.
In 21 December, our report card will be taken by our parents at 08:00 AM until 10:00 AM WIB time.
22 December will be the starting day of our holiday, until 3 January 2010.
4 January 2010 is the first day of the 6th semester.

UN

Karena dorongan dari post sebelumnya, aku pun nge-google "Ujian Nasional". Terus disitu tuh banyaaak banget tentang "UN Kurang Standar" and stuff.
So I think UN maybe not as hard as it seems.
But then, I googled "Murid SMP lulus UN 2009" and the result is: A LOT OF THEM FAILED. This scares the fuck outta me.
Then I googled "Stres menjelang UN" and the result is: A LOT OF THEM STRESSED.

Well, I think people got stressed because of the pressure of passing or failing, because if you failed then you got to re-do the test, which means you gotta do UN twice, and if you failed again, you gotta take the B package (paket B maksudnya). Yet if you still failed, there's no fucking way you'll get out of Junior High School until next year. No fucking way. Retarded eh?

A lot of people studied harder, go to some "bimbel", hire private teachers, stop playing computer games, and other stuffs.
While me? Oh yes, I'm still the same. I used the SKS system. Sistem Kebut Semalam, yes it is.

Wait. Wednesday is my TERM TEST! WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW, WRITING THIS WHOLE SHIT STUFF? GOTTA STUDY!